You Suck: A Love Story

Christopher Moore

Oct 2009 · Harper Collins

About this ebook

Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

Ratings and reviews

Twilight Killed The Whole Vampire Thing For Me. But When I Read This Book I Fall In Love With It! I Like How Sometimes When I Would Read It. Id Laugh All Loner And People Would Look At Me Funny.

This book is just out of this world! The first time I read it I was shocked at how it's written.The Language, the introduction to the characters,the point of the story and much more. I got to confess I've never read anything like this. Its original.

I have read this book 7 times and every time I read it I find something new that I never noticed before. I will keep on reading it over and over again! I would recommend this book to any adult.

About the author

Christopher Moore is the author of eighteen previous novels, including Razzmatazz, Shakespeare for Squirrels, Noir, Secondhand Souls, Sacré Bleu, Fool, and Lamb. He lives in San Francisco, California.