The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book: Children's Edition
Feb 2012 · Random House
1.8star
5 reviews
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About this ebook
Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .
Velcro.
What a rip off.
Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.
So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'
Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people
I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair
Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
Velcro.
What a rip off.
Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.
So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'
Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people
I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair
Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
Ratings and reviews
1.8
5 reviews
Kimmie Heartbeat
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November 10, 2015
I haven't downloaded it on here but I used to have it as an actual book. I Know it's for children however still for ages 9+ I find it is still too childish and unfunny.
About the author
Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner.
In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499.
He lives in London and is currently co-starring in the hit sitcom Not Going Out.
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