Ferrett Steinmetz is a graduate of both the Clarion Writers' Workshop and Viable Paradise, and has been nominated for the Nebula Award. Ferrett has a popular blog, The Watchtower of Destruction, wherein he talks about bad puns, relationships, politics, videogames. He's written four computer books, including the still-popular-after-two-years Wicked Cool PHP. TheFerrett.LiveJournal.com, Twitter.com/FerrettHimself.