The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 bring their comedic riffing treatment to this classic sci-fi movie starring Jessie Ventura playing the Galactic Defender of the Universe! Really, we are not kidding. Jessie stumbles into action in this Terminator-infringing wonderland of snow. And you get JIM BELUSHI AS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL. According to Jim, but also Mike, Kevin, and Bill, it’s time to slap on a bald cap and rat-tail combo and take a ride in the Governor’s car to Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe!