Kingdom of Bad Ideas

Nordaware

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About this game

Every law in the Kingdom of Bad Ideas was approved by committee. Yours may be the first good idea in centuries.

SERIOUS PLAY. SILLY WORLD.
The rules are strict and the matches are fair. Nobody can say the same for the kingdom.

DUEL, ONE ON ONE
Turn-based card battles against a real opponent. An impartial server judges every match, which already puts it ahead of the royal courts.

BUILD YOUR FOLLY
Collect cards, build decks, and pursue strategies the Royal Council has formally advised against. The Council has been wrong before, often in writing.

A REALM RUN ON PAPERWORK
Prophecy by subcommittee, a moat that needs a permit, and a crown that changes hands every Tuesday. The cards are balanced. The kingdom is not.

EIGHT HEROES. SOME OF THEM QUALIFIED.
Each leads a class of its own and holds opinions about the other seven.

- Emberward settles disputes quickly and warmly. Afterward there is no dispute, and usually no building.
- Clockwright built a machine that solves every problem. The machine is now the problem.
- Gravekeep keeps the cemetery, and is concerned by how many residents keep leaving it.
- Nightveil arrived unseen. Three complaints about it have been filed anyway.
- Stonewarden built a wall, then built a second wall to protect the first one.
- Tempest treats the weather as a suggestion. The suggestion is usually lightning.
- Tidecaller summons the tide twice a day, which the tide was already doing without help.
- Verdant heals the land, and has since sent the land an invoice.

An internet connection is required to play.

Proceed, unwisely.