The Daily Buffoon reports the news exactly as it happened — real headlines, no punchlines added. The editorializing is left entirely to the house band: every story is scored with a tune that grows sillier as the absurdity climbs, from one clown to five. Includes the live wire, the Buffoonery Digest, a jukebox of over 160 tunes, and an absurdity filter for readers with a weak constitution.
Straight headlines. Silly music. The score does the editorializing.