Thereâs no doubt about itâbreakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, thereâs one important truth you need to recognize: Some things canât and shouldnât be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. Itâs over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. Itâs called a breakup because itâs broken, and starting today, youâre not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. Itâs time to get rid of all the broken stuff youâve been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So open up this book, and letâs dive inâour goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. Itâs not an end, itâs a beginning! After all . . . you are a Superfox.
Itâs past two in the morning. Youâre on your third glass of wine. Youâre wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and quite frankly, he never really smelled that great, but weâll give it to you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No really, donât make that call. Why? Because youâre not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness. Youâre not that girl, sitting alone with a box of tissues when a world full of possibilities waits outside her door. Starting right here, right now, itâs time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one--and start turning your breakup into a break-over.
The co-author of the smash two-million copy bestseller Heâs Just Not That Into You, Greg Behrendt knows that the one thing harder than realizing heâs not that into you is finding the courage to walk away from the relationship. But Greg and his co-author and wife, Amiira, also know that thereâs a flip side to every breakup: As dark as everything seems right now, this could be the single best thing thatâs ever happened to you.
Itâs Called a Breakup Because Itâs Broken is the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through âhe-tox,â to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. They give advice on:
âĸWhy you shouldnât call himâand what heâs thinking when you do
âĸHow to keep your friends and not lose your job
âĸHow to avoid breakup pitfalls: IMing, stalking, having sex with your ex
âĸReframing realityâseeing the relationship for what it was
âĸHow to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a jump on the better, brighter future that awaits
Itâs Called a Breakup Because Itâs Broken gives you everything you need to get over him and make the right decisions along the way. Complete with an essential workbook to help you put the crazy down on paper and not take it out into the world, this is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.