Go the Bark to Work
Bark Twain
Jun 2022 · Sold by Simon and Schuster
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32
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About this ebook
Let hilarious canine author Bark Twain get you off the couch and back to the office with this hilarious full-color guide to the new normal for you and your dog.
The pandemic has been with us for what seems like forever. And every day seems like Groundhog Day! You wake up. You eat. You Zoom with colleagues. You send emails. You binge watch television. You feed the dog. You ponder buying bitcoin or dogecoin for your four-legged best friend. And then the next day you do it all over again. This is not the life you or your dog expected. You both need more.
Your lab, pug, or poodle was happy when you stopped going to the office. But, frankly, after all these months of having you home, he is over it. He needs some alone time! What does your dog think? Probably just what laugh-out-loud canine humorist Bark Twain thinks:
*Go the Bark to Work. You’ve been home for months and you’re cramping my style.
*Go the Bark to Work. I need to get with the poodle next door!
*Go the Bark to Work. You need a shave—I’m afraid you have fleas!
*Go the Bark to Work. Our money won’t last forever. I need food and toys, you know!
*Go the Bark to Work. You need a girlfriend. I know what you watch on your computer!
With this funny opus, Bark Twain joins the pantheon of famous dogs who bring joy to our lives. Move over Snoopy, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Benji, Beethoven, and Lassie; Bark Twain is funnier, snarkier, and more street savvy than you’ll ever be. So, buy it for yourself or as a gift book for a friend. And you just need to . . . Go the Bark to Work!
The pandemic has been with us for what seems like forever. And every day seems like Groundhog Day! You wake up. You eat. You Zoom with colleagues. You send emails. You binge watch television. You feed the dog. You ponder buying bitcoin or dogecoin for your four-legged best friend. And then the next day you do it all over again. This is not the life you or your dog expected. You both need more.
Your lab, pug, or poodle was happy when you stopped going to the office. But, frankly, after all these months of having you home, he is over it. He needs some alone time! What does your dog think? Probably just what laugh-out-loud canine humorist Bark Twain thinks:
*Go the Bark to Work. You’ve been home for months and you’re cramping my style.
*Go the Bark to Work. I need to get with the poodle next door!
*Go the Bark to Work. You need a shave—I’m afraid you have fleas!
*Go the Bark to Work. Our money won’t last forever. I need food and toys, you know!
*Go the Bark to Work. You need a girlfriend. I know what you watch on your computer!
With this funny opus, Bark Twain joins the pantheon of famous dogs who bring joy to our lives. Move over Snoopy, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Benji, Beethoven, and Lassie; Bark Twain is funnier, snarkier, and more street savvy than you’ll ever be. So, buy it for yourself or as a gift book for a friend. And you just need to . . . Go the Bark to Work!
About the author
Bark Twain is a dog who knows his mind and is frustrated with the world today. His owner is just home too darn much. After puppy school and watching all those tv shows with Cesar Millan, he is well trained, but his patience is running out with his owner. He admires the fame and fortune won by dogs like Snoopy, Lassie, and Clifford the Big Red Dog. Bark Twain is thinking about buying Dogecoin, getting a Tesla, and flying to space on one of Elon Musk’s SpaceX flights. He is no fan of Grumpy Cat or Garfield. This is his first book.
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