Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
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About the author

Fanny Merkin (aka Andrew Shaffer) is known for causing trouble via his Twitter alter egos, @evilwylie, @andrewtshaffer, and @EmperorFranzen. He reviews romance, erotica, and women’s fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine; his own writing has appeared in many publications including Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the founder and creative director of Order of St. Nick greeting cards.

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Publisher
Da Capo Press
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Published on
Jul 10, 2012
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Pages
224
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ISBN
9780306822001
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Humorous / General
Fiction / Romance / Erotica
Humor / Form / Parodies
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This content is DRM protected.
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