Dirty Girls: The Naked Truth about Our Guilty Secrets (Unpretty, Unclean, and Utterly Horrifying)

Gillian Telling

Sep 2010 · Sourcebooks, Inc.

About this ebook

The Naked Truth Isn't Always Pretty.

A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex.

Women don't come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex.

But there's more.

• Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn.
• We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear.
• When we're alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on a spoon for dinner.

Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better.

Ratings and reviews

Read other stupid books like tao of badass and wasted my efforts and money. This book is cheaper and simple to undetstand and follow. Girls are not that complecated as described in other books

I could not put my phone down once I bought this! It's hilarious because the author is so accurate. Loved every minute!

Great book!

About the author

Gillian Telling is the sex columnist for Maxim, where she tells men how women think. She has written for Rolling Stone, Men's Journal, Details, and Jane, and she writes a column for thefrisky.com.