My Dad Wrote a Porno

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What would you do if your dad wrote an erotic novel? Jamie Morton’s answer was to share his dad’s tale of sexual adventure, Belinda Blinked 1, with the world. He embarked on a life-changing literary journey with his two best mates, creating the hilarious, filthy number one podcast phenomenon My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse…

Now, for the first time you can own the full text of Rocky Flintstone’s seminal masterpiece Belinda Blinked 1, along with James, Jamie, and Alice’s baffled, delighted, and disgusted commentary. My Dad Wrote a Porno is packed full of bonus material, from the official drinking game rules to Rocky’s exclusive insights into his erotic exposé of the pots and pans industry. You’ll never look at a pomegranate the same way again…
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About the author

Jamie Morton was horrified to discover his dad—known only by the nom de porn Rocky Flintstone—had written a porno. He enlisted his friends—James Cooper and Radio 1 host Alice Levine—to help read it aloud, creating the massively successful My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast. He lives in the UK.

Belinda Blinked 1 is Rocky Flintstone's first novel and the first in the Belinda Blinked series: Belinda Blinked 2 is now available. He likes to write in the sun with a glass of wine in his hand.
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Simon and Schuster
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Published on
Sep 26, 2017
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Pages
224
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ISBN
9781501180705
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Language
English
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Fiction / Media Tie-In
Humor / Form / Parodies
Humor / Topic / Adult
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