Agnes and the Hitman: A Novel

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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love...
Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.
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JENNIFER CRUSIE is the New York Times, Publishers Weekly, and USA Today bestselling author of Tell Me Lies, Crazy for You, Welcome to Temptation, Faking It, Fast Women, and Bet Me.

BOB MAYER is a former Green Beret and the USA Today bestselling author of thirty-two novels under his own name and the pen names Robert Doherty and Greg Donegan. He has over two million books in print.
Together, they wrote the New York Times bestselling Don't Look Down.

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St. Martin's Press
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Aug 26, 2008
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Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy
Fiction / Romance / Suspense
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Εκείνη ξέρει πως χάπι εντ έχουν μόνο οι ταινίες. Πώς να ελπίζει σε μια ευτυχή κατάληξη άλλωστε: ο άντρας που ζήτησε να τη βγάλει για φαγητό το έκανε μόνο και μόνο για να κερδίσει ένα στοίχημα. Βέβαια οφείλει να παραδεχτεί πως ο Κάλβιν Μόρισεϊ είναι κούκλος.

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Στο τέλος της βραδιάς που περνούν μαζί είναι σίγουροι πως δεν πρόκειται να ξανασυναντηθούν.

Η μοίρα όμως έχει άλλα σχέδια για εκείνους και έτσι πολύ γρήγορα η Μιν κι ο Καλ έχουν να αντιμετωπίσουν: παρεμβατικούς φίλους, έναν ζηλιάρη πρώην, μια αποφασισμένη ψυχολόγο, μια έξαλλη νύφη και περισσότερες ριψοκίνδυνες προκλήσεις απ’ όσες θα μπορούσαν ποτέ να σκεφτούν, μαζί με το μεγαλύτερο στοίχημα όλων – την άνευ όρων αγάπη.
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