Hard Ware: A Feel-Good Romantic Comedy

Misha Bell

Apr 2021 · Mozaika LLC

About this ebook

So, my Chihuahua humped a bear. Excuse me, a giant, bear-like dog.

Now the bear’s scorching hot owner is on my case, demanding an STD test... for my pet.

Another problem with this dog-on-dog molestation? The bear’s mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and taking my toys company to the next level. And by “toys,” I mean the fun kind, the kind every woman (and man) needs.

If only I could figure out what he’s hiding—or get my libido to behave. Because mixing business and pleasure is a bad idea, and Dragomir Lamian may not be who he seems.

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a confident, toy-obsessed heroine who knows every Russian superstition under the sun, her meet-cute with a hot, mysterious stranger, and two oversexed dogs, one of which may have a special toy of his own. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run away now. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.

Ratings and reviews

From Dragomir and Bella’s first meeting this hilarious, lighthearted, and sexy romcom ticks all the boxes. It’s a madcap must read with a great storyline that’s packed with sex toys, superstitions, and so much more. I loved it!

This is the second book in the Hard Code Series, a Romantic Comedy. OMG! Bella and Dragomir's slow burn romance is HILARIOUS, and steamy!! Bella, the creator of the Belka sex toy company, is feisty, smart, and extroverted. Dragomir is handsome, enigmatic, and intriguing. They are opposites attract, and they are so perfect together. Even their dogs, Boner and Winnie, are opposites attract. They are a great addition to the story! I liked the story, the pace, the crazy families, the superstitions, the Russian traditions, and the twists. The supporting characters are great, and intriguing. The audiobook version is amazing! Ava Erickson did a fantastic job with the narration. I liked the Epilogue, narrated by Teddy Hamilton. If you like steamy Romantic Comedy, this Series is definitely for you!

I just love this book. It has everything . A hero, a heroine, dogs,steamy and laughs. Looking through the eyes of a quirky superstitious Russian girl obsessed with her randy little dog and Disneys frozen, you can already picture that this will make you not only belly laugh but litterally drop your kegel balls whilst doing it (read the park scene). A lighthearted but steamy trip that leaves you contented and happy. What more could you ask for. Just dont release the Kraken.

About the author

I love writing humor (often the inappropriate kind), happy endings (both kinds), and characters quirky enough to be called oddballs (because… balls). If you love your romance heavy on the comedy and feel-good vibes, visit mishabell.com and sign up for my newsletter.