The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers

· Sold by Little, Brown
3.8
32 reviews
Ebook
144
Pages
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About this ebook

Fatherhood demystified!

Finally: a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies -- just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak.

The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit) Surviving Sleep Deprivation Relieving Stress Without Booze The Great Boob Irony Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup

Grab your boots and strap on your helmet! The babies are coming!

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3.8
32 reviews
Rian Schlyper
February 11, 2013
Book gives a generic overview of what a new father should expect when his first child is born. Not very technical, but fun to read and informative. Thanks!
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Thavez Jeter
August 19, 2014
Perfect for oblivious soon to be dads just starting off. Hits all the major things in a vague form while being specific in the more important information. Must read if you really need to know what's going on
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Jay Bollman
December 24, 2015
Very witty and funny, very down to earth and it is actually a pleasure to read unlike most parenting books, which reminisce text books. This man needs a Pulitzer ASAP.
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