Southern Lady Code: Essays

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A collection of essays that are "like being seated beside the most entertaining guest at a dinner party" (Atlanta Journal Constitution)โ€”from the New York Times bestselling author of American Housewives

โ€œThank you Helen Ellis for writing down the Southern Lady Code so that others may learn.โ€ โ€”Ann Patchett, bestselling author of The Dutch House

Helen Ellis has a mantra: โ€œIf you don't have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way.โ€ Say โ€œweatheredโ€ instead of โ€œshe looks like a cake left out in the rainโ€ and โ€œIโ€™m not in chargeโ€ instead of โ€œtheyโ€™re doing it wrong.โ€

In these twenty-three raucous essays, Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a Burberry trench coat, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have leftย  Alabama for New York City, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon.

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HELEN ELLIS is the author of Bring Your Baggage and Don't Pack Light, Southern Lady Code, American Housewife and Eating the Cheshire Cat. Raised in Alabama, she lives with her husband in New York City. She is a poker player and a plant lady. You can find her on Twitter @WhatIDoAllDay and Instagramย @HelenEllisAuthor.

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