Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help.
While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie’s not the type to abandon those she loves.
Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie’s not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest.
Armed with only Armani’s cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani.
Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing?
Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?
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Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order (because you can't read just one)
1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Woman
3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky
4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels
5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost
7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops
8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple
9. The Hitwoman and the Downward Dog
10. The Hitwoman's Act of Contrition
11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny
12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb
13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub
14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Lode
15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure
16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone
17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip
18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle
19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger
20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act
21. The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel
22. The Hitwoman Goes to Prison
23. The Hitwoman and the Exorcism
24. The Hitwoman Plays Games