It takes something drastic to break on through to the other side, but how on earth did I end up using "vampires" to talk to God? You definitely can't get any more drastic and desperate than that. My idea for getting the dope on God was in fact inspired by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, hence why this is about the vampire route to God.
My plan was simple. To extract God from the Bible by scanning it into my computer, and then get God to answer my questions. What could possibly go wrong with that?
Is Spiro Hamilton alive, dead, or undead? Who knows? But he knows all about vampires, so check him out. And he wants to talk to God. Don't you?