Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

Bunmi Laditan

Apr 2015 · Sold by Workman Publishing Company

About this eBook

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
 
Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:

• The theory of toddler evolution 
• Mealtime (AKA Hell)
• Your unraveling life
• And how not to die inside 

Ratings and reviews

Hello, everyone. I was searching for toddlers playrooms and somehow I ended up here. I had the curiosity to listen to this satirical guide to toddler hood for a few minutes. Apparently, it offers some comic relief for parents who are overwhelmed about parenthood and having to deal with difficult kids and is got humor too. However, I must say that the title of the book is insulting to toddlers! Dear author, I am assuming that your toddlers must have made your life a nightmare so that is why you decided to choose this title for the book'.If you wanted to promote a hilarious book, you should have chosen a totally different name such as ,,Spoiled brats''. The term ,,toddlers are a**holes is exaggerated.A**hole is a term that should be addressed only to adults not to toddlers. Also I must add that a**wholes are only the parents who don't give a damn about their toddlers because they have all sorts of unresolved adult issues. Sincerely, The mother of an amazing 16 months year old toddler!

What could really be a truly hilarious and real life subject is ruined by this "author's" nasty and constant vulgar language. What a turnoff! Thank goodness for free sample reads because I didn't even finish chapter one before realizing that not only would I not spend $8.00 on this book but I would not read it for 8 cents! Disgusting.

yo so i understand satire and the book is a funny but this author has such a negative view of toddlers and they are literally kids like dont have children unless you are willing to take on the responsibility of raising a child with patience and love. very informative though.

About the author

Bunmi Laditan is a regular contributor to Parenting.com, Mothering.com, iVillage.com, and The Huffington Post, and has appeared on "Good Morning America" and "CBS Sunday Morning." She lives with her family outside of Montreal.

She is the humorist behind the social media phenomenon The Honest Toddler, with 371,000 likes on Facebook and 303,000 followers on Twitter. Her newer Facebook feed for Toddlers are A**holes has 25,000 followers - and growing.