About this ebook
Detective McBride has his hands full as he tries to catch a murderer while dealing with the voice in his head...a deliciously sexy voice that has his libido working overtime. The voice of a vampire and maybe a murderer!
Spencer Polanski is an embalmer at her family-owned funeral home. Perfect job for a vampire, really. Especially one who's sans a working schnoz. That's right. She has a bum nose. A plus when preparing the dead for eternal slumber—a big fat zero when it comes to sniffing out your true life mate.
Devoid of her sense of smell, it's business as usual when a clueless Spencer meets Larkin McBride. The detective's at Polanski's to attend the wake of his best friend when he discovers something very unusual...
He can hear Spencer's every thought.
Her every vampire thought.
So what's "Detective McYummy" to do when the luscious Miss Polanksi's thoughts are consumed by the body count in her sleepy town...and the possibility that the murderer could be one of her own kind?
Dear Readers, First and foremost, if you recognize the title and concept of this book, do note, this is an expanded, revised, updated re-release of a small-press publication.
*Not intended for readers under the age of 18. *Previously published: (2015) Book Boutiques | (2014) Dakota Cassidy | (2006) Changeling Press.
What readers are saying...
"Awesome! A light fun read that will have you chuckling." ~Krystyna
"Enjoyed it thoroughly. The characters are witty and the story is awesome." ~Susanjlessard
About the author
USA Today bestselling author Dakota Cassidy writes humorous cozy mysteries, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, hot and sexy alpha males, paranormal shifters, contemporary women, and more. Invited by Bravo TV, Dakota was the Bravoholic for a week, wherein she snarked the hell out of all the Bravo shows. She received a starred review from Publisher Weekly for Talk Dirty to Me, won an RT Reviewers Choice Award for Kiss and Hell, along with many review site recommended reads and reviewer top pick awards. Dakota lives in the gorgeous state of Oregon with her real life hero and her dogs, and she loves hearing from readers! Connect with Dakota online: https://twitter.com/DakotaCassidy | www.Facebook.com/DakotaCassidyFanPage | Join Dakota Cassidy’s Newsletter The Tiara Diaries! Join here: https://app.mailerlite.com/webforms/landing/q3v6d8
