Follow Molly, the mayor's step-daughter, and Holtie, the bad boy from the good side of town, as they fall in love, battle a mad scientist, DOCTOR FROWNYFACE, and try to rescue the world from his sinister clutches. Mad Scientist? He isn't mad. He's just mildly disappointed.
And did I mention the sex scenes so steamy they'll melt your Ebook reader? Who knew such juvenile humor could be so adult?
This lyrical satire of a pulp novelization of a B-movie is presented in Read-O-Vision! Now, put on your 3D glasses and enjoy RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE!
WARNING: SEX! DRUGS! VIOLENCE! FORCED ABORTIONS! BIKER GANGS! A DEADLY SUPER-VIRUS! TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES! SPACE ROBBERY! RIVER SHARKS! TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! ADULT CONTENT! 18+ ONLY!
Dusty Trice was born in Florence, AL, on December 14, 1981, and grew up in Bismarck, ND. He dreamed of being a writer and comedian ever since he was a little kid. He wrote humor columns for his high school student newspaper, won several student journalism awards for his political cartooning, and was the on-air host of Best of the Big Bands on Prairie Public Radio during the swing revival of the 1990s. After high school, Dusty gave up on being funny and went to college at the University of Minnesota, where he floundered and was a terrible student, took on a massive amount of student loan debt, and ultimately was placed on academic probation. He eventually earned a B.S. in Political Science from North Dakota State University. B.S., as you know, is very important in politics.Dusty was a political staffer for 15 years and worked on electoral campaigns and marijuana legalization. He also co-hosted a weekly political talk show on AM950 in the Twin Cities. As a beltway insider in Washington, D.C., Dusty eventually grew to hate politics and distrust all politicians. He decided to leave politics in 2012 to pursue his childhood dream of making people laugh with his jokes and not just his profession.Dusty began moonlighting as a stand-up comedian in 2012 at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, NC. He moved to Los Angeles in 2013 and co-created the Stand Up Bus in Hollywood in 2014. Dusty wrote and directed the short film MACARONI NECKLACES (2016), had a supporting role in SOME LIKE IT BORING (2018), and as the titular character in BEAUREGARD (2019), in which he did his own stunts? completely nude. He has since written several screenplays, pilot scripts and books, including RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE.In his spare time, Dusty is an expert recreational gardener, tends to his fruit trees, and creates abstract art from tissue paper. Dusty Trice lives in Los Angeles with his wife Janie.
Dr. Brian King was trained as a psychologist and for the past decade has been traveling the world as a comedian and public speaker. He began performing stand-up comedy in the San Francisco Bay Area in 2009, and has performed hundreds of shows around the world. He is the author of The Laughing Cure and The Art of Taking It Easy. He is positive that the highlight of his career was definitely not when he stepped onto a prison bus converted into a mobile comedy club by some character named Dusty Trice, but it did make enough of an impression for him to footnote it in his recent book. Dr. Brian is also an occasional actor, photographer, and screenwriter. He hails from New York City and today spends most of his life on the road, traveling with his incredibly beautiful wife, Sarah, and their adorable daughter.
Sarah Bollinger has been creative, adventurous and athletic since childhood. She could be found in a pink dress playing with barbies one moment, and then splashing in the mud and racing through creek beds and forests the next. She is trained as an occupational therapist and tango dancer and spent most of her professional life traveling throughout the world to both help others and spread the joy of dance. In 2015, she began freelance modeling for photographers where she was praised for her professionalism, keen eye, and diverse poses. Then in 2020 she added live art modeling to her repertoire and is sought after for her expressive gestures, dynamic poses, and collaborative understanding of art. She considers herself both an artist and a muse.