My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Rosen Trevithick
Oct 2014 · My Granny Writes Erotica Book 1 · Rosen Trevithick
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46 reviews
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“Where on God's green earth am I going to raise that sort of money? I’m a pensioner!” thought Betty. Then her eyes fell on her daughter’s copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family.
When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed?
This is NOT the novel 'My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome' (but this quickie is included in the novel).
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family.
When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed?
This is NOT the novel 'My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome' (but this quickie is included in the novel).
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4.0
46 reviews
Margaret Kuni
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January 17, 2020
Did not find it as funny as others did, maybe due to the fact I am not British. Once again a 65 year old female lead is stereotyped as old, nonsensual and "not with it" with a meek personality. It took longer to read to the end and I was pleased Betty at least became successful at her dream of being a writer.
4 people found this review helpful
Mary “BENGAL” Hashimoto
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June 8, 2019
Delightfully funny yet quite realistic and finally an e-book with proper grammar and only a few type-o's. Very entertaining!
1 person found this review helpful
Mandi Babes
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February 5, 2016
Awesome read. Laughed so much. Make it a short film, please!!
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