About this ebook
It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death.
What exactly has gotten into them?
The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.
Approximately 3,200 words.
Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.
WARNING: Brain freeze ahead.
What exactly has gotten into them?
The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.
Approximately 3,200 words.
Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.
WARNING: Brain freeze ahead.
About the author
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.
Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.
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