Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern

May 2010 · Sold by Harper Collins

About this ebook

“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.”
—Chelsea Handler

“Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.”
—Kristen Bell

“If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.”
—Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like

Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

Ratings and reviews

I picked this book up because Google gave me a discount. I couldn't put it down. It had me laughing out loud and sometimes so hard I would cry. One day I was sitting in the waiting room of a car dealership. All by myself, reading this book and laughing uncontrollably. The love and respect between father and son is real and unusual. They have a special gift...each of them.

Sounds and reminds me of a mix between my dad and my best friend's dad. Ever paragraph is freakin hilarious. You will be sharing funny quotes and stories with anyone who is near or will listen

The book is hilarious, but quite offensive to the simple ear. If you can stand reading F*** every 3rd line then you're okay to read this book, otherwise, turn away quickly! I really enjoyed this book and I'm not a reader, in fact, I actually hate reading, but this book was easy to read, fun to read, and just a great laugh!

About the author

Justin Halpern is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says, inspired by his massively popular Twitter feed. SPOILER ALERT: He lives with his wife in Los Angeles.